i'm going to rape that little man
omg not your brother
I hit 10,000 texts this month.. I think my grandkids have carpal tunnel.
There's guys at my school running around throwing potatoes shouting "remember the famine." makes me proud to be Irish.
hes like the used car salesman of hook ups and closed the deal w my taking him home with me,as is,today
Last time I get high to write a paper the night before it's due. "Tiny Wings and sexuality" is not an acceptable topic to for a paper. Class in 30 minutes. I'm fucked...
There's a treasure map on your stomach. Treasure may or may not be the clothes you lost...enjoy
I'm being an old woman and getting trashed in a night gown in public...of course it's going to be fun
You need to stop having girl talk with the guys I'm sleeping with.
his face was nice enough, but his choice of footwear screamed columbian drug lord
I'm putting you on my Emergency card so i can spend the last ounce of strength in my hospital bed to flip you off.
I have the best idea for a new business. It's going to be called "Lamb-Scape". We are going to cut lawns using lambs. You just put 5 or 6 on a lawn and they eat the grass #allnatural
YOU SAID YOU WERE OUT OF POT
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so I found out I could dislocate my shoulders on demand while I was trippin on e last night...
I sat on the bathroom floor yelling "hell hath no fury!" for about 20 minutes.
It's definitely revenge time.
Update. A gay dude just told me I'm the most beautiful thing with a vagina he as ever seen. How should I feel about this?
There's just no proper way to thank a man for that many consecutive orgasims.
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