Dude I just peed on my pants. not in them though. and yes there is a difference
I forgot how ruthlessly advertising works on me when I'm high.
An eyelash just fell out into my container of rice. Searching for it, i took a single piece of rice out at a time coming to the coclusion that i should not be this high while eating rice.
i woke up on my kitchen floor, halfway through a text, and my mascara running... this is why i stopped drinking tequila
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Why yes actually, getting stoned and reading an AARP magazine IS totally where I wanted my night to end!
How do I tell my child he was conceived on a barstool in South Alabama?
Idk we were snorting lines and making out in the stall while these people were cheering us on, on the other side. And that's when I realized he wasn't the only guy in the girls bathroom.
When I say I took advantage of you when you were drunk, I mean that I convinced you to let me paint cute little panda bears on all of your toenails.
I feel like despite his sleaziness I could be friends with this man. he just sent me a picture of his dog's balls.
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the cops accepted 42 wallaby way Sydney. and the cops, and cab driver accepted the new address. please tell the win i am experiencing
We've been walking through the woods for two hours, he just keeps taking pictures. At least we'll remember this tomorrow.
things were going awesome until jimmy put out a cigarette in the everclear.
How ya feelin' champ?
Like a million bucks that was soaked in alcohol.
Today, this cop risk his life to save me from a sink hole but all I could do is laugh, I was so stoned
i just realized i have only had sex on couches so far this year. i can't decide if that's impressive or trashy
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