now i know why they say having sex with her is the equivalent to licking a pay phone
It's not littering; it's giving birds nest building suplies. Besides, birds love soy sauce and plastic forks.
Are you going to tell your therapist we boned?
It starts with an S and ends with arah just gave me a bj.
I don't appreciate you drunk dressing passed-out me in spandex for bed
Hu mahhiw im so tired.i just got done. In fo dleepu. Aaaaaaahh. I qisj my mom filmed me. In axtunf so funny
I hope the walls stop moving before my manager notices that i'm still drunk.
Did i actually sleep there? Or did i just get sand everywhere?
They won't let us do straight shots of 151 since that guy lit his face on fire.
Besides the one of you shaking your cock for 10sec that was one of the best snapchat's ever haha
yeah well, its not like my astrogynecology class is teaching me what i need to know
im almost 90% sure there is no such thing as astrogynecology.
That's one good thing about being an only child. I can masturbate wherever the fuck I want
I just came rly close to telling a dude that I want to chew on him and there should be an oil painting of his ass up in the louvre before I realized that isn't how flirting is supposed to go
I JUST SENT A TOILET SELFIE TO THE WRONG PERSON.
how drunk are you?
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