I ahte it when I peed a little on my shews. I got a litll bit on the automen in your room too.:/
Tracy!! I don't have an ottoman in my room.
Ohhh....do you have a dog shaped liek un automan?
i got excepted to unl lol
You mean "accepted".
well after we realized that his best friend and my twin sister were hooking up it was kind of an unsopken agreement that we would too
dudes here are drinking wine, and not in the forgivable 'just doing this to get laid' way
When the cops came you just told them you'd go to your time out corner.
Im in the bathtub drunk. Less than an hour before the interview. This will be the best or worst career move ever., support?
nothin like your phone freezing up and sending out old booty calls at 11am on a sunday. fml.
After seeing all of the pics during the trial, all I could think was "her vagina doesn't look THAT dangerous"
I'm still confused. So he's NOT your cousin by blood, but WAS your cousin, on two separate occasions, by marriage? Still too weird I think...
It may be a clusterfuck, but I'll be looking classy as shit as I watch the nightmare unfold
I could be the Kenny Powers of Sex Therapists.
I come into the house and he's fucking doing karaoke by himself... Lady gaga
You have my heart. You only share my vagina.
I'm having to shit out rocks
Got so drunk I broke my sink in half. Not. Lying.
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