garbage
garbage dick
rubbish cock
you win
I am laying on the kitchen floor eating cold chicken fingers and drinking wine. welcome to my new years party.
we went through the mcdonalds drive through and you asked for a free sample of their fries to see how you liked them.
so im goin to clemson & my drug dealers goin to penn state. this is the hardest breakup EVER.
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The last thing I remember is yelling "ill handle this" while wearing a lion suit and holding a jug of vodka when the RAs came
My mom is purposely blasting Shania Twain downstairs so I can't jack off.
You know it's a good weekend when you wake up on Sunday questioning your sexuality.
Megan brought her friend up last night, greeted her by drunkedly taking a piss all over her duffle bag of clothing
Dude you chased a girl around the yard and then fell over the curb. Face first. You got up on your own tho so you reached champion status
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
I swear to god, my hangover cure is a green tea and a 15 minute twerkout. works every time
I would use the term shit faced but I'm too polite for that
If I ever go to jail it will be because of you, I can feel it.
Life hack: hotbox while in the car wash. It'll change your life.
Like you can't just be like oh bb and THEN SEND ME A FUCKING PICTURE OF MY 8TH GRADE FAT SELF IN A TACO COSTUME
Can I just go to one establishment in which I haven't banged anyone ?
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