...so i touched it.
he started yelling "this is my pussy" mid thrust
Ana's brother is visiting for the wknd. He came back to our place last night drunk to find me passed out naked it in the shower with the water still running. I was still drunk. We decided it was a good idea to have sex and sleep on the bathroom floor. Woke up this morning spooning and using my towel as a pillow.
I found your twin in sf. His name is ryan. And you are the evil one.
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The crowing achievement of my life is still the time I made a 3 course meal out of things I found in the dumpster.
do people in england often walk their sheep on leashes? or is this guy the exception to the rule?
I love you. Thanks for all the blowjobs.
Btw I don't have words to express my appreciation at how many times you've had to be on a dirty bar bathroom floor for me in the past two weeks
So I bet a guy he could drink two irish car bombs faster than me and I lost. now he gets to name our first son. sory.
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he yelled at me like a drill sergeant while I quickly tried to take off my pants
I've just had my first cup of coffee in a month and I moaned at the first drink and honestly I think this is the most sexual expreiance in 6 months
I don't want the fire department to come out here twice in one weekend because of your god damn vape.
i stood outside in the bushes for thirty minutes. Do you know how many drunk guys pee in bushes at 2 am?
He's gonna turn my vagina into the Sahara desert
I think I'll shower sitting down. That seems safe.
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