I'm going to jail i love you
just witnessed a squirrel raping another squirrel. i couldn't look away.
sleeping like a two year old who chased ambien with a bottle of whiskey.
Its way too early to be sitting naked at his dining room table...
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Sex should be hot, sweaty, messy, and a little painful. At no point should it involve tiny rocks
Found a joint walking to class. I feel like the environment is rewarding me for being green.
we're ranked number 5 for having the most pot in the country for a university school. idk if i should feel worried or just plain blessed.
i must of done something right to please the booty call gods. . . maybe fucking that fat chick?
I can't look at him without thinking about his cum face
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I pulled my bra outta my purse. Covered in honey mustard. I still lack an explanation.
He just kept repeating "not with an octopus" over and over for hours. Soooooo Porn Dare was a succes.
Apparently that big girl from last night tried to take me upstairs when I was blacked out and all I did was grab Qs arm and whisper 'don't let her take me'
Where are you in relation to the mariatchi band?
I need to sanitize my soul.
I'll be honest, I too would punch the 21 year old version of myself in the face, and then have rough sex with him.