i think my tv is drunk
If you liked it then you shoulda put your dick in it, oh uh uh oh
i always forget that thursday isnt the weekend in the real world
I just saw a kid drop his lollipop on the floor of best buy, kick it because he was pissed off and then pick it up and eat it. I think I have a long lost son.
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I'm scared at the amount of beastiality in this conversation.
No. I heard a cover of "my heart will go on". This is not sanity.
i’m not very adjusted to having free time. for example, I forgot how much fun it is to masturbate.
Got with someone dressed up as Allen from the hangover so that's where I'm at in life
Sent him a snap chat of him eating me out so he can relive the moment.
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Finding an empty bathroom to shit on campus is like the quest for the fucking Holy Grail. Except with more stench and humiliation.
I'm just more comfortable with the bondage
I made him laugh his dick is mine
I gave him the white girl "you spilled my psl look" and walked away
In between explaining the best feminist lenses for the myth of Persephone and doing vodka shots with my friends she dragged me into my car and gave me an Earth shattering blow job. Honestly I think I'm in love.
If me saying "come f***k me now" is talking, then yes.