So im pretty sure the object of my emotional onterest is tired of playing with me....
Waldo just asked us for directions. Even he doesn't know where he is.
I may be a little fuzzy on this, but I think at some point I said something about being a generous lover.
I know I'm not the first to fuck in a park but i deserve props for doing it at 3pm. On a sunny day might I add.
I need to stop smoking. I just talked to corn.
Hows that studying goin for you?
I'm in my bathtub in a robe and jeans smoking a bowl and my hair is covered in olive oil
We stayed up until 4:20 AM. The next thing I remember was waking up at 4 PM, like my internal alarm clock knew.
Bone him for me, BONE HIM TWICE FOR ME.
I hope one day I make out with someone in a taco truck :(
I'm glad I inspire you to reach for the stars
Or a taco
I'm just more comfortable with the bondage
In other news, I had my first sex related injury of the school year so that's cool
They were out of soap so you started calling yourself a dirty bitch
I thought if I bought the most expensive pregnancy test I would look like I had my life together
Vibrator fell off the top of the dresser and hit me. This might be the most embarrassing black eye incident ever
I think I pulled a boob muscle during phone sex
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