The sex was so not worth the four dollars it cost to drive over the bridge
clearly I should have checked to see if he was an NRA member before I went back to his house and woke up in Heston's haven.
As I was leaving the drunk tank the cop told me he had a feeling we would be meeting again real soon.
we took shots then she made me eat a dill pickle with cream cheese wrapped in a piece of turkey.
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We told you to stay put for 2 minutes. We come back out and your being handcuffed yelling "DO YOU FEEL LIKE A GOOD FUCKING PERSON ARRESTING ME ON MY BIRTHDAY?!"
somebody put my brain in a crown royal bag and beat the shit out of it
So like 5 seconds in I realize I knew him in 3rd grade and I went limp in his mouth. It felt like I just murdered the last unicorn ever. Going straight never felt like an option till now.
Literally just saw a 7 year old intently rub his penis on the metro. I'm not ready for this
Please don't judge me for my hormonal purchase, judge me for my awesome rack.
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There's mini weenies and empanadas everywhere...
How many more times can I say I need to get laid before you kill me?
Stop getting drunk and running away. I can'tell chase you. Iim in heels and have big boobs. Running is a bad idea for me.
My dick has been in way too much crazy the past 2+weeks, but hey it feels good to fuck consistently again
the walk of shame isn't very shameful when your mom tells you she's proud of you.
My trash can is full of used condoms and girl scout cookie boxes.
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