better to have posed nude and lost than to never have posed nude at all...thats what i always say
Package from mother. Contents: Cookies, my old pokemon cards, and condoms. Note: "These have a July 2010 expiration date so give them away or use them with a gal that would be a great daughter in law. Love Mom" Love you too momma
He's currently rapping every word to 'more money more problems' at what could be a over 30s gay bar. I'm not sure yet. More info to come.
Omg considering I am covered in cake and probably cocaine that is the greatest news I have ever heard
I realized I was totally the dude in that hook up. I came first and didn't wanna help him finish. And he had paisley sheets.
he's a ginger AND was born with 2 holes in his penis. sleeping with a rare species & I LOVE THE THRILL
I was out of breath when we were getting started and he offered me his inhaler so he's a keeper
whoa whoa whoa, you're saying I shouldn't post pics of you balls deep in a southern hottie?
Listening to sad Lana Del Rey songs together is an integral part of the lesbian bonding process
at this point I think you're judging my taste in men
I swear I'm not
It's okay, I'm judging my taste in men
I realize ur driving andwont read this til u stop, but I'm sleeping in the bed of the pickup. Please don't hit a deer.
Did you poop on the roof?
WTH?
Is that a no?
If the people you’re with use the word tequila in a sentence with phrases like hair of the dog or breakfast of champions...run awsy
Took the ex out to the bar, then left with her and her best friend....and you said this was a bad thing.
The Adderall says yes, but my body says no.
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