no it's cool...i'm just drinking and studying...cool night
I totally got off with my controler for my ps3. Soooo glad I ended up with that racing game for Christmas.
He told me he had an exgf. and didnt follow up with"and now i like guys."
He poured syrup on all those broken dishes because "syrup is magical, and by the time we wake up, they'll be fixed."
Watched a women out our tannin salon literally fight police because she was getting arrested for trying to drunkenly fight the tanning salon owner...we need to step up our day drinking this is shameful.
Some girl at the bar was showing us her chipped tooth as a pick up line.
If he breaks up with me, your job is to keep me drunk and make sure I don't sleep with anyone. Ok?
Ripped as fuck driving to get a portrait of my cat tattooed on my arm
You told me "I need to pound this drinks if I'm going to pretend his dick is big enough" then left. Dollar night quotes 2012
I woke up naked on his boat with a cowboy hat on with a boat cover over me... Thank you tequila!
He woke me up at 5am to recite nursery rhymes to our fictitious unborn child.
We are trying to penis chicken awkward them out. But I think it's a gay wedding. Backfiring. Heavily.
I bought a mink out of the back of some guy's van on my walk home from the bar yesterday
I already popped my bottle of Rose and took my boxers off. No can do muchacho
There's lube on my homework. #priorities
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