I'm not a pervert.. I just like to be naked...
well once we started drinking vodka out of wine glasses there was no turning back
Tonights theme there is the 7 deadly sins. Greed, envy, sloth, gluttony, sluttiness, fellatio and vodka.
Haha o man how much you've grown. From beer bonging wine and wearing cargo shorts to well, beer bonging beer and wearing cargo shorts
it's a gatorade, cheez its, and regret kind of morning....
That bitch ruined vodka saturday
He just tagged everyone he's slept with this year in a 'memories of 2011' tweet
A homeless man just asked me if I had seen any "nekkid chicks with heineken bottles run by"
Berkeley was the right choice
she tied the funnel to the fucking ceiling...
I don't know bro. If a girl makes you cum hard enough that you pull a back muscle, she might be the perfect one to call for a massage on said muscle.
You just sat there staring at your apple and saying "I'm so glad you're here" to it every time you took a bite.
Ethically, this is the worst thing I've ever done. Financially, however...
I wish u could call a dildo. Like you do a missing cell phone.
I don't know which is weirder: that she was old enough to have a live-in son close to my age, or that the woman he was with was close to hers
Bad part of last night: I puked in my hair. Good part of last night: I assembled a posse.
You kept pulling me aside saying "look what I found"
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