from now on, im only gona ahve sex with my boyfriend.
Omg. Never. Take a laxative the day you are going on. A date.
I really love her but I don't think I can go the rest of my life without anal.
so I smoked with the leasing agent of the apartment complex. Of corse I am going to take this one
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she just uttered the sweetest sentence in the english language...my stripper friends are coming over
haha the sad thing is i can't decide whats worse. the fact that you're drunk judging a science fair or the fact that i'm really proud of you for it.
So, I found out he was eating a jolly rancher while eating me out.. Hence the yeast infection.
It's "your husband had his mouth on my vagina" awkward.
This from the guy I found eating salad out of a pot lid in his boxers on his porch last night.
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Should we start at nine like normal people or now like alcoholics?
There's a man in a pumpkin/reaper outfit advertising a new head shop outside the Taco Bell. I love this town.
I hope it's socially acceptable to wear a mesh one piece into last call tonight?
I set up her keyboard so that no matter what she does, it will open up RedTube. Click and command Q all you like, its going to porn. No I play the waiting game
Sent him a snap chat of him eating me out so he can relive the moment.
Two grav bong hits and a shower later and I'm ready for company
It's like you say things that speak to my soul on a deep personal level
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