Question for you. Are boobs and hands polarly charged, thus causing the inevitable joining of the two. If so are some breasts simply charged backwards
My lawyer watched my DUI video. Said of the thousand or so he's seen, mine was one of the top ten best.
Yeah true. Damn vaginas. They're ruining the world.
you know you've been playing too much mario kart when you see a curve in the road ahead and see yourself drifting around it
I told him I was prego. He asked coul we do it without a condom now since I cldn't get any pregnanter. What an a-hole.
I finally won that bet on when the anorexic girl would pass out at the gym. You owe me 10 now
Just to clear things up. I did not walk in on him jacking off to your facebook profile.
Found a single cinnamon toast crunch between my butt cheeks. We did work last night
What's a quick way to get over an ex-boyfriend? To hear about how he threw up in a cup and then drank it. That's how.
All I want is tacobeell and your body
that's my favorite sentence you've ever said.
It was so cute that he apologized for getting cum on my couch. If he realized how many guys had cum on that couch in the past year, he wouldn't have touched my vagina with a 10-ft pole.
A conundrum I think only you would understand: how to classily post "I need a ride to the liquor store" on one's Facebook wall?
You forgot the part where I played Slip and Slide with my own puke and fucked up my knee.
He got too drunk... he threw up ON the closed toilet.
It's a Jersey thing
Got paid 100 bucks to babysit a kid for five hours while hungover. I slept the whole time and threw up twice. Yes 100 bucks.
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