making cat noises will not fix the situation.
worse things have happened to me. but if it will make you feel better you can pay for my therapist sessions next week.
Last day of classes. 1st day attending every class. I'm proud of myself
woke up in Sigma Chi. In his room. they are iniating pledges right now. Holy fucking shit mother of pearl.
I like to melt taper candles in my wine bottles the next day, it makes my drinking trophies more classy, and makes me look like less of an alcoholic.
So basically our separate showers turned into one shower, to save water, which turned into a bath, which turned into sex on the bed, which turned into drinking beer in the bed, and thats what the stain is from... bud light. sorry.
Well I tried to steal a golf cart. I fought with the Chick-Fil-A cow. And other things.
Was rudely woken up by strangers at 4:15am. I was leaning against the stoplight at 9th
he threw my burrito on the ground and said im too drunk. fuck that guy.
He's an acquired taste, like S&M or those crunchy things they put in salads
Croutons?
The bar tenders gave me the number for a "taxi"... It's just a dude with a van. In retrospect, pretty sketchy. Robert was cool though.
Just came so hard my back cracked. Other women are totally missing out if they don't masturbate.
I may have just sent her dad a picture of my penis. His name's Myron, right?
We were peeing side by side on the riverbank together and I felt like nothing brings you closer than drunken riverbank urinating so I caught her a friendship frog to wipe with since we left the tp in the canoe.
I just punched myself in the vagina to prove a point. Please pray for me.
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