i'm chasing tequila w mint flavored ice cream, phil's chasing it w cream cheese, bashar's chasing it w pickles...i think we all know who the winner is....
How long is it safe to eat only Hot Pockets and Popsicles?
I say we get drunk before the exam tomorrow. At least then we have a valid excuse for failing.
Oh come on. There's no way I was the only female choir student taking shots in the back room.
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The neighborhood kids rang the doorbell in the middle of my first bong rip to ask if they could use my trampoline for the thirtieth time today...I opened the door and pretended to puke up a shitload of smoke, I have never seen a more terrified group of children
My fuck buddy is great and all, but it gets weird when she gets in arguments with her BF in the driveway
I JUST MADE OUT WITH A BRITISH SOCCER PLAYER. LONG LIVE THE QUEEN. GOD BLESS THAT COUNTRY.
We're following a guy carrying a door for beer pong at his place..join us when you are deemed sober enough to leave the hospital.
THE VODKA TRAIN IS NOW PULLING INTO THE STATION
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You couldn't even walk but you came into the kitchen with the funnel and begged me to put beer in it
The landlord wasn't even off the porch yet and she was packing a bowl, I can't imagine a better best friend
You know you're good at multi-tasking if you can get a lap dance from someone while simultaneously eating a burrito.
At one point I was counting his nipple hairs to calm myself down.
and then the sword just ended up between my legs
Just showered and cleaned every bit of sex off of me cuz i have a feelin my stepmom has jesus powers and would be able to smell it on me
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