I would fuck her until my dick fell off. then i would fuck her with your dick.
do you know how bad I want you right now?
As bad as i want you to stop texting me?
is that a hint?
walked into a party last night, i saw 3 ex gfs standing in a circle talking to each other...that's the quickest u-turn i've ever made in my life.
I just saw a man salute the budweiser truck on the highway. I want to follow him and shake his hand.
They have a pepper shaker for pot.
Exactly how low is masturbating to your cute professor's lecture videos?
Also I smoked away my sore throat last night. It's a 420 miracle.
No I'm done finals, but I'm not coming home until these hickeys are gone.
its not a party unless mikie exposes himself
gymnastic barn sex. fuck i wish i hadn't blacked out
Guess who just rode home in a cop car?! Your Fav flamingo
I just smoked by myself in my childhood bedroom, how happy does it seem I am to be home for Christmas?
Instead of asking him how many women he's slept with I just got straight to the point and asked how many Plan B pills he's purchased
If anything I look like a soccor mom going out for her annual ladies night. Trying hard, but not quite in her twenty's anymore.
I'm serenading his dick with my words. I understand how poets get inspiration now.
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