One of my boys faked an orgasm while fucking a girl tonite, w/ out wearing a condom mind you.
She caught him, and immediately put her clothes on and left.
There's so much relief when you realize you wake up in your own bed
She spent a lot of time to get her cleavage to look that good. It would be rude not to stare. It shows you are paying attention. Chicks dig that.
i promise the blood crusted on your tits is from him motorboating you after he tripped into the pool stick. nothing else.
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If I had to give her an idea on what it means to be ur date I would compare it to being Ralph macchio's gf in the first karate kid... That's one of the coolest things I've ever said... I love drugs.
No, you always delete them without reading. Enjoy the virtue of morning innocence. What are you doing today.
Speaking of ejaculate, did you get the side of your car cleaned off?
Just saw a drunk bitch in the west village peeing on a car. You are not alone.
Yes... I'll kill two birds with one crazy ecstacy filled night.
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I just bought a 1/4 oz of pot from a coworker who's old enough to be my grandfather...I'm never leaving Portland.
I just unmatched him. If your Thirsty Thursday only consists on the gym then I am not the woman for you ✌🏻️
Look, he's a hot korean guy with a motorcycle and a great ass. I'm gonna do head-titingly kinky shit with him.
My ex gave me head because she said she didn't enough when we were dating... Best ex ever? I think yes.
so how about you dont randomly call my mother during parties?
she filled my toilet with birdseed... i tried flushing it but now it's clogged so she has to come over and fix it because it was her mistake in the first place
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