Passed out watching pirates of caribbean with vodka in hand. Woke up to jenna jameson, with vodka gone.
yeah but I shoulda known it\'d be bad when he start rubbing my pubic bone instead of the clit! Awkkkkwarddd
I woke up at 1pm, looked in the mirror and fist pumped...I might still be drunk
My mom is such a hoarder. I found a deer candelabrum last night, it had antlers has candle holders. It was like a redneck menorah.
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forced to watch US open for father's day. only perk is discovering dustin johnson...reeeeally hoping that this golf sex addiction thing is contagious
He must be back home now. He moved his box of beer from her porch to ours.
My grandma had to be escorted out by police.
Does the blue bra belong to your sister or cousin?
I have a challenge for you: find out where you are. you will receive Taco Bell if you succeed
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She said she was jealous that i could wear headbands, then growled at the ground in shame..
I will take a blow job from a dude that kinda looks like a girl at this point
Hey nothing wrong with those! I can't believe the guys who let me see where they live on first dates. Even more surprising, I don't stalk them after they've done me wrong.
Woke up and took my pants off only to realize that I was wearing my shirt from last night as my underwear
Over 14,000 people at my school and the kid I went home with last night is IN MY FUCKING LECTURE
Well, I was arguably the most sober adult in the house by 1 in the afternoon, so I'd say Superbowl Shitshow was a success.
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