Yeah, i think she was German or something.
No dude, she's just got a speech impediment.
i'm trying to reconcile what i did last night with who i am as a person.
I really should sober up and deal with this hangover
It seems to be one of those life decisions I'm perfectly content never making though
NASCAR RACE 2010 NO REGRETZZZ!!!
It is literally 8 in the morning.
having sex with him is like cage fighting mixed with pilates...the condoms didn't stand a chance...
Mr. Clingalot just ran from our apartment. What the hell?
I started to cry afterward and mumble random things. Examples: "God, please don't make me be so gay anymore" and "my mom is going to be so proud of me for fucking a dude this time." It was that or let him stay the night and cuddle. I mean, fuck that horrible shit I'm a girl that needs her space.
Just got flashed by an entire bus of girls in school uniforms. We then had to wait beside each other at a light. It was awkward.
Just casually ripping a bowl in the chicken coop, with the chickens. NBD
You better be making out with him cause we're sitting here with this awkward british girl watching videos of goats singing maroon five
NO SHITSVILLE I just saw a homeless dude punch a pigeon that flew by him
Drinking a bawls. If I'm dead when you get home, yes, they are poisoned.
Like actually I will be single and sad and lonely for ever. Cheese will be my life partner. Robot sex is my future.
fuck emotions I should've gotten more cats
I'm still home, my life isn't together. Currently drying my pants
Did I fall last night?
I wouldn't call it falling as much as you tried to lay on the sidewalk and proceeded to hit it face first.
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