Is your delayed response due to the massive amount of judging going on?
the pizza man had no reaction when jackie and me opened the door naked, i guess he's used to that shit
Day two of taking my adderall. I just organized the pantry and alphabetized my dvds. I've missed my mind on drugs
all nice guys are gay and all hot ones are assholes
You're fat. Stop making excuses
I Apparently saved a picture of the Eiffel tower in between 2 pics of his dick. It appears to be the same size. I fucking love Paris.
hey remember that 14 year old i met 5 years ago who i said i would bang 5 years from then?
Yup.
Im not gonna remember this tomorrow but the real money is in coke i wanna get a dark wood desk and cell coke then i can own taco bell and the xxl chalupa will be mine
Just suggested things for my dad to get my mom for Christmas in terms of "yeah you'll get laid."
I paused mid sex to tell him I wished I'd taken up barrel racing so I could ride better.
Face washed and sleeping pill taken. Here's hoping for a more sex filled tomorrow.
I started singing I believe I can fly in the shower and it was like the first stage of insanity
Your level of morning after guilt is too much right now. Do less.
had a nice chat with the older gay fellow who works in the bakery at the new vons about vday...we both feel that it's a day of dashed expectations & concerns that we'll have to be cut out of our spanx
Got promoted and on my way out the door was informed that my beard makes my face perfect for riding. Today is gonna be a good day.
Can't find my wig, my underwear, or my dignity. Halloween 2016
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