your profile still reads that you like women...interesting? I think there is some photography and video that will show otherwise
we both passed out while playing beer pong, woke up in the morning and continued to play coffee pong to cure our hangovers
Day two of taking my adderall. I just organized the pantry and alphabetized my dvds. I've missed my mind on drugs
I hit a bug from across the room with my flip flop boomerang style. That awesome.
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so, are you laying bloody on campus somewhere or did you go out after class and forget to let me know?
bloody. ill be home soon.
Theres a picture of you standing next to a John Wayne cardboard cutout that says dont drink and drive. your buddy is shirtless holding a beer and youre holding your keys up with marker on your face.
Like my mouth was on his pelvis connected to his balls that's how far it was
did mom hear me barking???
oooooh yeah. good luck explaining that one
sooo high. sooo many dog friends
Someone got day drunk, but I'm not saying who.
It was me.
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Found my other fake eyelash. In a condom wrapper...
I'm already too high to be publicly presentable. I just looked at myself in the mirror without my sunglasses. Debated contacts. Said aloud "But I'm nothing without my sunglasses."
I'm sorry I was just sleeping on the kitchen floor I'm too dead to think
she chased shots of jack with a fucking steak. i'm in love.
I gave him breakup sex, AGAIN
It's a classy one I promise! Their toilets are cushioned an tier wifi is named hummingbird
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