So she couldn't stop dragging her teeth while she was blowing me.
Ahh dude, that fucking sucks, what'd you do about it?
Decided to drag my teeth while eating her out... She got the point.
where are you?
Hypothermia
Questioning the dried heart shaped nutella on my boobs. Valentines day has begun.
I just googled if crying burns calories
We won 11 games of beer pong, and then I spent a half hour trying to get into the top bunk. Then i realized it was a cabinet in the bathroom
Just got flashed by an entire bus of girls in school uniforms. We then had to wait beside each other at a light. It was awkward.
So we just accidentally broke into a building from the third floor while carrying shovels. The security guards are still very confused
We just don't discuss our relationships. It's pretty much like we're single no matter what to each other. And I'm okay with that. ¯\\(ツ)/¯
did you just send me my own nude
Are there edibles for sale in the Denver airport because if so bring those to my mouth
He said you asked to eat pepperoni off his dick and he thought it was weird
I mean I thought it sounded fun
I'm currently in h&m wondering "what exactly is the class level of a swingers resort?"
I'm determined to sit on that face.
Sorry you uh had to see that last night. That's the problem with open fields, no privacy...
I feel like I have the I just lost my virginity face and everyone at the grocery store knows it.
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