so he went down on me and i thought i heard him say "you're smelly" to my vagina
i got awkward and finally asked him what he said
he actually said "you want some dick?" to my vagina. which is worse? either way he's talking to it
FYI: Do not ever call any girl a thundercunt as a form of dirty talk.
The dentist just giggled when he accidentally shot water across my face, I can sense how he treats women.
Hippo gnu deer
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No. I just want to cuddle and talk about our feeling. Of course this a booty call.
In other news, I apparently ate my retainers while rolling last night.
I clipped one of my extensions in his hair to give him a rat tail. What is my life?
Eye drops are like seatbelts of being high. Think about it
Because making bad decisions is what makes our house great and I don't plan on changing that anytime soon.
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I woke up with a dick pic from the ex-Mormon via email. Not really what I wanted to see before my first cup of coffee this morning, but I gotta say, I'm impressed.
Just bought condoms with a walmart gift card. Thanks grandma.
Weirdest drunk sex ever. His sweat dripped into my eyeball and then he looked down and asked me why I was crying. I went with it.
He and I didn't so much date, as watch cartoons and go down on each other.
She squirted. We were both surprised. I'm that good.
just woke up to an abnormally swollen ankle (broken, perhaps?) and a shirtless man with the most beautiful abs I've ever seen sleeping on my floor.
is your ankle ok??
WHY IS HE ON THE FLOOR. SINCE WHEN DOES BLACKOUT ME ALSO COCKBLOCK ME
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