did the walk of shame from ex-boyfriend's room only to find other ex-boyfriend sitting in the living room. some people shouldn't be allowed to be friends.
some people shouldn't be allowed to be desperate.
Can I ask u a weird question?
Sure
do u have the hershy squirts too?
I am officially superior to you. I said "Go Go Gadget Dick" before I fucked her. I dare you to beat that.
I think I'm pregnant with his hipster baby. It keeps kicking my stomach to the beat of mgmt songs.
Just wanted to remind you that you literally cut the underwear off a man.
i just feel like it would be irresponsible for you to not have sex with me again.
My vagina agrees.
I just want him to slap me with his dick and call it love
I asked what you thought of her and you replied not the biggest I have had
Fuck you, if it wasn't for us going to the city, she would be using me as a human sex toy all day.
he said "be careful" then handed me a cheezit...
He tried to make small talk to hide the fact that he was struggling to unhook my bra... at least he tried right?
I did this clutch move yesterday at the bar where I grabbed a plastic cup for water and discreetly threw up in it while walking around and then tossed it. It was my best boot and rally ever
I don't wanna shit myself again in 2015
Man the amount of drugs being done at a wedding with a bunch of surgeons was disturbing
And then there was cum in my hair and he was making beans.
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