we were both hunting dick last night. it ended terribly for both of us.
You know, Peter Parker would not have been nearly as cool if he had gotten bitten by an ant.
im dirt poor will suck dick for halloween costume
she said if she won the lottery she'd fuck me... isn't that like government funded prostitution?
I knew he was a nice guy, because when we switched positions he flipped the mattress so I wouldn't have to lay in a pool of his sweat.
The last thing I remembered was laying in the bathtub fully clothed with the shower running while he was picking grilled cheese out of my hair. I couldn't figure out if i was more upset about being soaking wet or the fact that my grilled cheese was in my hair instead of my mouth.
Guys with values who care about your personality don't cum on your back the 2nd time they you sleep with you.
So my dealer asked me if I wanted to join his circle because we smoked so much this summer he thinks we're dealing
It made me want to take you home, put you in footie pajamas and feed you spaghettios
I just wanted to be the best at what I did even if that included sexing a whole fraternity or sorority ya know?
Your brother just walked into my room, pissed drunk and butt naked, got into my bed and fell asleep. In knowing I am gay, you have one hour to deal with him before I do
My goal is to be drunk before we even get out of the No Wake Zone.
he has the ass of a greek god and he made me breakfast
When he pulled out it sounded like a balloon deflating
I can see. My condolences to your vagina.
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