I checked for jungle juice on Weight Watchers. they didn't have it.
At the pride parade. It's not even noon and I'm drunk as shit... for equality of course
Oh, I made pasta salad in the throw up bowl. I hope you don't need that for the next few days.
this guy had a colored tattoo of Chucky on his leg, whatever drugs he does, i want them
This is ridiculous. It's like playing possible STD Clue, and I don't want to be the winner.
I'm still not walking right. We need some boundaries for "drink-or-dare"...
Make puking fun. Chug half a monster right before you blow. Throw up foam. Most unique experience ever.
Where was your thought process?
Drowning in my hangover.
Its Nebraska, I'm sure im not the first person to wake up hungover in a corn field.
You came running into my room at 4 in the morning yelling "SANCTUARY!" and flung yourself into bed.
Hmmm, sounds like a Jaeger night then. Did I at least get to be the little spoon?
I also told the pizza delivery guy that he smelled good. I must be ovulating.
You know you're an upperclassmen when you go to a party with no makeup, wet hair, weed socks, and no shoes, take a shot ski, then leave
Are u alive? If u are, you deserve an award.
If you had a good reason for throwing the toaster at the wall, now's a good time to tell someone. My parents are on their way back and you know my dad and his pop tarts.
I wouldn't have found her if it wasn't for the vomit trail leading into my brother's room.
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