We're pretty sure the 'pocket' aspect of the hot pocket is unnecessary. Testing our theory now.
Just tipped at a bar in cheerios. Suck it.
there's no toilet paper. I'm using wheat bread.
on a scale of 1 to 'no sex' how busy are you this week?
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Just fucked a MILF from Alaska. I love traveling.
They had to stop us from skinny dipping in the reflection pool of the Mormon temple.
I asked her why she was drunkenly masturbating to Iron Man and all she replied was "Robert Downey Jr". As far as excuses go, that seemed pretty legit.
We call her skankles because she's a skank and she has cankles, I thought that was obvious
like I'd leave you in a situation like that..pfft. what kinda friend do you think I am?
...a stoned one.
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Nothing says Happy Thanksgiving like running into your ex boyfriend at the liquor store at 3 in the afternoon.
Why do I feel so obligated to masterbate just because I’m single and it’s valentines Day...
Let's just say when I woke up I was still drunk. My hangover hit me around noon so I chilled w my dad and took a bath and shower at the same time. You just can't do that at college
hey. this is your former cousin. you boned my best friend last night.
Ewe he just snapped me a pic of his butt crack.. Should I be concerned?
Very mixed signals tonight. He gave me the best handjob while gloating about the Superbowl to his dad on the phone. When he was done he left me on the sofa alone for ten minutes before returning with wet wipes beer and nachos.
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