I will give everyone a free pointer today. Here it goes, always pee by the house late at night to avoid getting shot by drunk bastards with guns. Never go by the tree line.
nah, shes just mad because we went through all her fb pics and tagged her crotch as all the guys shes fucked
Nothing says fuck you quite like putting your used condom in someones mailbox for them to find in the morning.
She gave him HEAD floating down the river in a tube as big a a tire. I just don't know how to compete with that sort of level of slut.
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She always manages to outslut me. I can't keep up
yea i really dont care about the sex, i just want him to eat my vag. He has to be good at because of his tremors.
Let me refresh your memory. New Year's Eve in the back of my car you grabbed my hand and said feel my tumor on my butthole and at that moment I swear we were infinite
He keeps telling me he's gonna get me dope for my birthday. 1. HELP ME. 2. HOW IS THAT AN ACCEPTABLE BIRTHDAY PRESENT. Also, please HELP ME.
we need to invent and abuse teleportation
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He was on top and as he finished he yelled "I love gold" , so yeah I'm seeing him later tonight
My house is about to be spotless and the only person visiting is the plumber and not the porno kind.
my god I love twenty year old dicks
I snuck in through the doggy door to get his vodka. Do you think my ex will know?
Who the fresh hell put 2 pillows a raincoat and a guitar on top of me to keep me warm last night
My boss walked into my office and gave me a toothbrush and tips for dealing with sex hair. She knows what’s up
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