dude, despite what happened last night, I'm not gay
OMG! Someone dumped chocolate soft-serve in the bathroom! Dibs!
The slutty girl scout law, revised for halloween 10: on my honor i will try, to serve my vagina and my shot glass. To hold back friends hair at all voming moments and to live by the sluttly girl scout law.
Come on Nikki god gave you a vagina for a reason, so you could tell guys what kind of shots to buy you
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I found a half-finished mass text from my California weekend that said "things I want to rape: you, things, stuff, and le"
He's laying next to me passed out dressed as a hooters girl
I bet he's a super pretty hooters girl
If I don't have hickies that last till tuesday, I didn't do this weekend right
So maybe I got drunk and hooked up with him in a hot tub? I mean that's nothing to be ashamed of, that kind of takes talent. I'd drown.
I would say "man cannot subsist on sexting and brownies alone" but I think it's actually possible.
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I'll have to start mass sending dong pics to get the recognition I deserve
Everyone in Columbus is two degrees of separation from my vagina.
Is it sad the checkout lady had to inform my mom she can't buy alcohol before 8am?
We're just starting to open presents and I already need a shot. This is gonna be a long Christmas day.
Seriously though, I walked in and he was holding my cat in the air singing "the circle of life"...
How high do u want to get? Just kind of high or yelling at swans high...
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