That's your vagina. No one goes out and burns it
I dumped him because he's never seen star wars. I'm certain I did the right thing.
my roomate judo was messing around with a girl who recently had a kid, when he was sucking her tits milk came out lmao
She said I walked up to the McDonalds counter and ordered just a cup full of pickles then proceeded to offer some to everyone in the place.
They got their marriage license when they were at the courthouse for her arraignment.
Text me if you also stopped reading harry potter in the 4th grade and wanna go to the bars tonight instead of the midnight premiere
The last thing I remember is teaching our waffle house waitress to do the stanky leg and promising the grill cook we would come see him at his other job.
I might have been the first person to be rolling balls at a referee seminar
I just need like a magic vacuum to suck everything out of me and then an IV to put good stuff back in
How do you clean puke off a stuffed bear?
BTW, Julia referred to you as a power bottom. Are you available?
At least you didn't have a hemorroid rupture while banging
This drink tastes like mosquito repellent.
Apparently swingers are magnetically drawn to me?
Some sorority went “Dick or Treating” at a frat house and now the Halloween parties are canceled
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