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He better hope I dont die soon. Because I would haunt his bitch ass and cock block 24/7
I just realized that I've become that person they make the alcohol warnings on medicine for.
my little brother just told me that I should start chasing my vodka with slim fast. genious.
Somehow ended up at a stranger's bridal shower. Everyone else is already drunk.
We got jeff a deep fryer for his bday. So far the count is two potatoes and your iPod.
apparently we spent 30 minutes inside that big Nike store turning all of their Duke gear inside out. for some reason the employees didn't stop us.
Is it bad if I just put band-aids over my nipples? Way too hungover be dealing with a bra
I keep shaking cocoa puffs out of my hair. Best Sunday Funday ever.
it's too much effort for something that isn't food.
Hypothetically - think of it as Schrodinger's blow-job.
He asked if I was a pirate because my "arrrrrrrrse" was worth burying. 10/10 for effort, 20/10 for serial killer vibes.
So I thought you might like to hear how I went to sams club to print some pictures and suddenly there was 20 pictures of your dick and my snatch on the screen
He literally shouted this Viking war cry when he cam. Then as we laid there he sang me the most beautiful rendition of " When Irish Eyes are Smiling". I've never been more confused.
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