i threw up in over 4 different places last night. it was like a world tour
yeah i was sneaking up to her room and on the way i saw a picture of her and left
What are you doing?
High. Watching Billy Mays infomercials...
That guy could sell me cancer.
There's a group of australian girls next to me. can't take them seriously. think they are going to turn into mr g
so when we were booking the hotel and plane tickets for vegas we reserved a chapel for someone, it's inevitable.
Srsly this has gone to far. Just broke my nose on the toilet. College bars.
I found out you can't leave the bar with a drink. I also found out that pouring it on the bouncers shoes is also unacceptable.
WHY IS MY CAR MISSING A DOOR YOU BITCH
budget cuts
YOU CANT BLAME EVERYTHING YOU DO WHILE DRUNK ON BUDGET CUTS
budget cuts are serious business
I've officially done it all, fucked a girl wearing a twister board. ABC parties are amazing!
Seriously you've eaten pizza pockets for every meal for the past 4 days
Well to be fair I wasn't alive for breakfast 2 out of 4 days
It'd be easier to list the surfaces my ass hasn't been on.
Just saw a dude take a shot in the parking lot in his car. Too early in the semester for that
just passed the gas station where we took pregnancy tests. memories.
It isn't about the beer pong. It is about the destruction of the patriarchy.
He just peed in the cab. I repeat..IN.
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