Where did you get a picture of my penis
what do you think about when you wanna get rid of a boner?
dying kittens.
If Jon and Kate can get divorced...how hard can it be for me?
How'd it feel making her break her religion?
apparently smacking a customer in the face with his iPhone was not part of the WOW factor we learned in training...
I love Japanese schoolgirls with short skirts riding bikes on windy days.
You're never coming back, are you?
I don't think i can handle my uncle say again that kid rock is a true musician....
My only regret is that I have but one penis to give to your vagina.
Imagine getting smashed in the dick by a basketball. A basketball made of metal. With spikes. That's pretty much what his dick looked like.
I have come to the conclusion that my perfect boyfriend is a cardboard cutout of Link with a dildo attatched. Also, Merry Christmas.
I'm surprised they let us keep partying at that hotel bar, that's like the 3rd time I've had to try blocking the view of him peeing off the balcony. I earn my free drinks.
Lesson learned. Don't roleplay with a real knife.
You still owe me a blowjob for knowing more about hurricanes than you.
The only people who really get me are strippers and mascots for sports teams.
You're the only guy I know who could convince a lady at the pharmacy to trade you her pain pills for your antibiotics.
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