just won 30 on black! Ok adicteddd! Never coming back gqmbeqing is easy.
now my debit card is betting 1k whoops. im gongk eh be rich!!!
whoops didnt work. think the gambeli mashine is busters!! now im betting 2k?! bad idea?
I told her I was team Edward. I haven't gotten laid that easy since I told your sister that I had cancer
any advancement on the stomach flu vs. pregnancy scare of '10?
She gave me a blow job and her mom gave me blueberry muffin afterwards. I love them.
Do your friends by chance have our inflatable deer head?
Nevermind, it's in the dryer.
This conversation has now reached a level of awkward that even a passerby streaking hobo couldn't break.
i want to have awesome sex and feel fuzzy.
I have a high opinion of you, you smash bitches. Respect.
It's a lube slip n slide down the hallway now. Details later.
I have a magical vagina and I can't deny it anymore
IT IS EARTH DAY, RECORD STORE DAY, 4/20 EVE, AND SATURDAY ALL AT THE SAME TIME!
I just got offered money for pictures of my boobs
I accepted the offer
I'm hoarding IKEA meatballs in my purse
This kid wants me to stop partying. Like I have only known you for 5 days. Chill.
Okay, yeah, judgmental guy at 7/11. I'm buying g wine at 10:20 in the morning. You wanna fight about it?
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