Does transporting jello shots count as driving with an open container?
I even resorted to pole dancing with the street sign. I have an extra $20 now because I think people were paying me to leave.
she just built a cabin out of hotdogs and cooked it in the microwave.
now she is shaking the plate and mumbling "this is what california must feel like"
I just made bacon chili cheese fries for dinner...someday my kids are going to realize I'm a stoner & this will all make sense
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Yes, she gives me platonic blowjobs as part of our friendship.
I didn't budget in chasers this month so were chasing everything with water. Sorry.
the ball fondling will be left out of the trip recanting
He started to lose his balance halfway through his "commencement speech" at the top of the staircase. The rest is bloody, profanity-laiden history.
I used the picture of my mom and I doing blow job shots in Vegas in the presentation for my Spanish final. Graduation here I come.
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Well still if someone cared enough about u to wish an unwanted child or a disease on u ..u must have been doing something right
Idk man I'm just a giant talking marshmallow ready to be toasted and dipped in chocolate
Ok now a guy in a winnie the pooh costume is grinding on some chick to the song shots
You. Dating a sex offender cop. Life writes itself sometimes.
I feel like there's def a learning curve to the sex swing
can jess come too?
sure! but I don't have enough booze for the both of you.
she comes with her own booze, no worries.
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