I just wanted to let you know that if you dont tell me to stop texting i will still keep on trying, you matter to me
restraining order is on its way, crazy bitch
If she catches me sniffing the seat of her office chair again, she's either going to fire me or fuck me
Actions speak louder than words. Her actions scream crazy.
I'm like connect-the-dots of drunk. Whiskey, bourbon, vodka, rum, gin. The hidden picture is me faceplanting.
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hey sry I lost all my numbers who is this?
pat the guy you slept with
still need a last name
There are babies in the room i shouldnt be high with babies in the room.
Are you seriously gonna shit with that life vest on?
My Grandma made me promise not to drink more beer, so I'm chugging wine.
Pretty sure I just became my mom's wingman
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Just fucked a MILF from Alaska. I love traveling.
I CAN FEEL MY HEART BEATING MY WHOLE BODY
She said she wanted you to slurp her vagina like a spaghetti noodle.
MY INSIDES ARE BASICALLY BEING WRUNG BY A CHAINSAW IM NEVER TAKING PLAN B AGAIN
I'm fucking blazing boy. 5hr weed sauce kicked in and my entire face feels like an 8ball of gold bond flying down a mountain of Fresh powder. Just gliding.
It’s a 10 inch dick! Of course I’m getting a Brazilian
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