So how did finding that girl you know on GGW go?
I was so pissed when it just previews her all covered up. It would have been easier to just have sex with her
Yeah but then you would have a case of genitals gone wild
It's annoying. I only date people who are 6 foot 3, drug dealers, or 2 years older than me.
That penis will go down in history. It's the Helen of Troy of dicks. I will conquer it and the tale will live on for future generations to learn from
YOU WERE HAVING SEX IN THE SAME BED I WAS SLEEPING IN. AND YOU GRABBED MY HAIR. OF COURSE I'M PISSED.
Can't decide if I want to watch full house or the fleet wood Mac concert during the presidential debate.
This bitch rocks a fuckin fanny pack and still manages to lose her phone at every thirsty thursday
She needs sedatives and a leash
Life is my bitch right now. The bouncers tried to carry me out of the club, but everyone thought I was crowd surfing so everyone carried me BACK IN. Winning as fuck.
she keeps dunkaroos and gatorade in her bed. yep pretty sure im in love.
Bjs and tacos. That's my life.
Today I had sex and flossed at the same time. My relationship goals have been exceeded.
So hungover and decided to eat a burrito and a pot brownie for dinner, this is what adulthood looks like.
I have bruises all over my legs. Did I hit a car with my bike last night?
I'm owning this being a social human being thing tonight!
i woke up between my boyfriend and his sister and i don't know if we fucked or cried together
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