Pretty sure I only gave out my other # though. You know, 777 777-7777
Hahaha. So was it a Freudian slip, or wishful thinking? ;)
Could be either seeing as you're in my phone as "3rd bar" and I couldn't pick you outta a line up.
I couldn't tell if he was hitting on me or if he was just mentally challenged.
You dont remember anything at all? So you dont remember the shop down my road with the 'TO LET' sign over it? You were adamant that the 'I' had fallen off and that it used to say TOILET...so you took a shit right there in the doorway.
Is it just me, or does Colt McCoy look like Herbie the Dentist from "Rudolph the Red-nosed Reindeer"?
Balcony sex scratched the shit out of my phone. Whups.
Single handedly the worst sex I've ever had just went down. Its like we both laid there after word-less thinking about the other " could they be any worse in bed" ?
I'm hoping that banging a 24 year old 3 times cancels out banging that freshman on Wednesday
He's yummy.
HE'S GAY. AND 40.
Irrelevant.
college stoner meal of the day: microwaved nutrigrain bars
My brain is like scrambled eggs. If scrambled eggs were trying to escape out of my skull through my forehead.
Let's have sex in an apple orchard
Ah. Hot spring. Infinitely less skeevy than a hot tub. These North Carolinian dudes are all class.
Remember when I made out with that stranger at the bar on my 21 in chicago? I wonder how he's doing
I do not love him. There is no love. Only sex and meatloaf.
Any chance he has an open marriage? That penis shouldn’t be wasted on one woman. It should be shared with all womankind, or at least me. I’m too good at sex to be deprived a penis that large
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