Peanut Butter and turkey sandwich...this may come back to haunt me
Just found the book "How to Stay Christian in College" on my roommates desk. At a loss for words...
i just threw up a quarter into the urinal in the bathroom at the bar. everybody else stared then cheered. that drunk
I'm not a creep or anything, just a lost soul looking for a good lay
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She better not be too drunk to operate a blowtorch
I no longer question where these bruises come from... between the strip pole in the living room, the slipnslide in the hallway and our constant level of intoxication I will always be bruised...
Because if the best sex I've ever had was with a gay guy, then God help me.
would it be completely unacceptable to smoke a cig outside naked? im already doing it so what you say doesn't matter.
I just came so hard there were tears. Actual tears.
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I feel like god wrote up a contract of my life, and i just signed off on that shit without reading the fine print.
On a scale of one to liver failure, how bad would it be if I played thunderstruck alone?
So is that the only criterion for shenanigans now? Don't die?
Most tragic bathtub-fart of all time. I am going to be late.
I love how u said nothing about the sidewalk sex but refused shower sex
I knew I no longer wanted to bone him when he put the Grease soundtrack on as "mood music", no guy looks attractive singing and dancing to greased lightning naked.
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