Joe is yelling at the trees again.
bathroom sex at kohls isnt as trashy as it seems
definition of desperate: He gave me his SC drivers license so i wouldn't forget to facebook him.
just found a beer in my hamper. even my laundry is a dirty alcoholic.
It can't be good... The last recollection I have is singing lullabys to his penis
I was standing when I hit it. I barely made it to the couch before the walls started turning into people.
he says he is going to get you very high and make you leave the country with him
possibly by boat
You don't have a wife, you don't have a dog, and you need a new bong. Don't make this any worse than that.
This is the guy I made out with and it made me think of my dad. Let's never talk about it again.
I suppose what I've learned from this experience is that sometimes you just have to make out with a narcissistic baby daddy to make a clean getaway.
I've finally done it, I've downloaded some messenger lesbians like to use because some girl wanted to flirt.
Congrats, you're all grown up now.
I FEEL LIKE A GAY BUTTERFLY
That guy was drunk and couldn't get it up so he just tried to scissor me.
Well I shit myself on the way home from work today so there's that...
She needs to move out. Her mom interferes with my penis being touched
Did I tell you I drunk fucked my one roommate last week
Uh no
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