I have glitter on my penis. Do you know anything about this?
just woke up in a hotel room.. realizing its the hotel i work at.. lets see how this walk of shame turns out
I just don't get it. Video games don't suck his dick.
Hey so summary of last night. I threw up in a rain boot then tipped it over on my bed, did my laundry and passed the fuck out. I feel like I didn't see you.
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He needs to stop telling me how much he respects me. What does that even mean
I feel so much better about my break up knowing that he's having his 26th birthday at Rollar kingdom\n
We have so much sex to catch up on
The fact that I took a nap during my midterm shows exactly how I handle being an adult
We are trying to penis chicken awkward them out. But I think it's a gay wedding. Backfiring. Heavily.
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i think ive reached a prime reproductive point in my life or somethin- i see gingers and all i want to do is have their babies. like my body knows that i have a to carry on a legacy
It's cool dude. The dank is in the form of premade smores with honey grahm crackers, marshmallow cream and 420 brand choc. bars. NV weed laws have nothing on me.
Puking in the Ritz Carlton bathroom was actually kind of a nice experience
You were peeing off the rooftop and told everyone sometimes you just gotta go
It's not above me to sleep with him solely for his authentic budweiser shirt
Yeah I know my dick is weird, but I've surprisingly had a lot of fun with it.
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