I feel dirty and I went home alone. Bars should be like airlines and make fat girls pay double for everything.
She described it as "a squirrel being hit by a hurricane"
I'm going to an arts college, I live next to the frat houses, and my room number is 420. god has plans for me and I couldn't be happier.
she was throwing up and singing "I HAD a feeling that tonight was going to be a good good night." And yeah she was still in her dress.
she said, "is it ok if I touch it?" that's when I knew I was in trouble... I knew she was a virgin but seriously..
Your therapist is not going to think that you using your vagina as revenge is okay
I take back everything I said about communal showers
There are lots of gay asians. This is better than i was expecting
Step one go to argentina step two fuck bitches it's a simple plan really
I'm happily sitting on the toilet cause I'm too tired to move. I'm considering making this my permanent residence. It has a lot to offer.
Mom called her a cunt. I think that's code for "don't bring her over ever again."
Oh like it's the first time I've had a bowl of wine
Hope you are okay. You were running down the street with shopping cart at one point and yelling "bitches aint shit!"
I was so high I could TASTE the fillings in my teeth
I love you as a roommate, but you GOTTA start using the door dude..
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