My ? Is...... Would it be sweet or creepy to take a girl on a first date to chigago?
creepy.
you threw up in the bushes next to the ABC store and kept saying "you're home, blueberry vodka, you're home!"
I lost control in the snow and hit a parked car. I went into our building to get a pen and paper to leave a note and when I came back the car was gone and there was a hot girl there. I used the pen and paper to get her number.
He doesn't make grammatical errors. Even while getting head.
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FYI the landlord called and plumbers will be tearing up the bathroom tomorrow. Apparently the tub is leaking into the apt below us so be sure to pee in the shower today.
He bought me dinner. He gave me his jacket when I was cold. And then ate me out in the passenger sear of the car.
its not you its me. and by that i mean i am more interested in having random one night stands with random hot girls then having the same normal sex with u.
What's the best way to say, "it's too early in our relationship to leave me at your place alone"? Steal something?
i cannot be the only guy who has bought the every day with rachael ray magazine for use as porn
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Guess who was PASSED OUT ON A BMW. I shit you not
Stop it right now
This time face forward
Is it weird that I only look up my ex on Twitter when I take a shit? May have conditioned myself to associate him with shit
I just want to bone him one last time before he moves across the country with his new (average looking) girl friend.
He said a lot of nice things about me, it was really uncalled for.
i looked at my texts in the morning and saw that i had a full conversation with myself via text thinking it was someone else. i rejected myself
Let me know if you need some dick this weekend.
Between the BF being in town, partying at the Side Dick’s house tonight and two Tinder dates tomorrow I’ve got dick to spare!!
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