He has that thing where they hang SUPER low
Ewww!! Elephantitis
i would give spencer pratt a bj just so i could bite his dick off
he'd just find a way to get more famous from being a eunich.
So currently I have a block of cheese duct taped to my air conditioner in lieu of a fridge.
Awww, you two will make beautiful abortions together...
Balls are wasted. Waste are ballsted. Ballsd wasted
What are the signs of a concussion? Please don't freak out.
Lives are in shambles. Livers are in disrepair. Our friend was missing for 2 days. His brother slept in a porta potty. God damn you college world series
Aaaand I cut your bangs with a large knife last night ...
Oh god, so much rum. I think I was in a shotgun wedding with a Bacardi promotion girl.
Why do you think it's a no-pants party?
Invite says "dress to impress". Her fault for leaving it open to interpretation.
Every time I stand up, gravity punches me in the tits. This is horrible.
May he have a McRib induced stroke and lose the feeling in his tastebuds.
Jesus when did you leave my house? I found 2 bottles of wine, vodka, and a book with blow all over it wondering if I was read bedtime stories
That's good to know, because I will be doing terrible things to you. Terrible things, John, wicked, evil, maniacal things shall happen to you and I will have the audacity to call it sex
STILL COMPLETELY OKAY WITH THIS
We have such a parasitic relationship. But the kind where the parasite benefits from the relationship. Like the pilot fish and a shark. The fish gets the leftover food scraps from the shark and the shark gets a free bath from it.
that's so insightful.
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