How do i ask the guy i made out with for 4 hours if he is gay? He keeps telling me i'm so adorable and that he had a ''blasty''
Weirdest conversation with my dad. He just told me he didn't shave his pubes.
I don't even remember his name...i'm just gonna save it as birthday sex
he came on my stomach and it was 1000 degrees in his car. i smelled awesome.
just got double teamed by two guys I will be on beach patrol with this summer. six months until the season starts and I'm already 'that girl.'
I made out with Jen. We were naked. I'm still gay. Forever
i dont care how hungover you are, go back to the frat house and get him. HE IS 11.
Last night was good. Things got bad when I found a sledge hammer.
I'm eating cereal out of a cocktail shaker. That kind of blizzard.
If anything I look like a soccor mom going out for her annual ladies night. Trying hard, but not quite in her twenty's anymore.
I slept on her porch...in her dads handcuffs
Who is this? I have a text from you last night telling me your name and to train hard for Tuesday, please make this make sense
Do you think it would be okay if i cleaned my cartilage piercing with the leftover vodka?
I know you think you’re ready to graduate but just keep these things in mind: taxes, I get up at 5 AM every morning, I have to buy vegetables when I go grocery shopping, and I can’t wear sweat pants to work. Take that victory lap and enjoy the sweat pants and bar hopping because it goes downhill real quick.
It's magical, I'm just dancing. It's like prom but by myself and with less clothes.
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