two pink lines on a pregnancy test is bad, isn't it?
only if you didn't want to fuck up your life.
the only girl from my high schools graduating class coming to our school next year went stag to prom and still has braces...
dibs.
We just took shots out of seashells. Welcome spring break 10.
My grandma had to be escorted out by police.
It is scary how often "just flash him" is your advice.
Walt I've been the third wheel taking shotssssssssssssssssolo. Each s is for each solo shot.
I'm standing outside of the bar watching homeless men teach a kid how to pee of the sidewalk.
This coming from the girl who broke up with a guy because she found out he played the tuba in middle school.
I just tripped out to the Angel of Music from Phantom of the Opera in my car. Wayyyy to high for shuffle right now.
He used the expression "my couch is your couch" as a come on line.
I wish there was an emoji to express our Eskimo Brothership
Carson when you get home I want you to go downstairs and go into each bedroom and pick up the underwear and either throw it out or give it back to the people who own them. Look all over the room. Thank, Love Mom
He would come to class in wrapped in nothing but a pink towel
AND I woke up to eggs in my bra. Thanks Taco Cabana...
They should make eskimo sister bracelets. OMG WE NEED BRACELETS WITH IGLOOS ON THEM.
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