i just google searched 'can you pop your ovary'
Paddidles count extra in the back of a cop car
all adderall does is make me the grand champion of using wikipedia.
i have a bunch of little boys around me trying to hit on me
dont be selfish, show some boob
stumbled upon a picture of an owl staring me in the face. i almost offered him a bong hit.
He just subscribed to one of my Spotify playlists. The next step is sex.
Please come home, i don't want to feel like basket garbage girl but I'm in your alleyway and not sure how to change that.
shes wearing an ankle tracker so she should be easy to find
Biggg time. I found 2 empty packages of extenze in my car this am.... not sure what that was all about
Drunk logic "let's go outside in front of the bar to get sick"
There's like a dolphin trainer convention here or something. I will parlay this trip to Vegas into riding Shamu if its the last thing I do.
I don't think he cares about your inhospitable uterus.
Sure go ahead and start this 'business' with him...just don't come crying to me when you have to fake your own death in two years
I'm disgusted with myself. I feel like I need 10 boxes of Summer's Eve and a baptism.
He's throwing Skittles into my cleavage and some are rebounding into my crouch.
Well he's scoring either way then.
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