My nipple is on Facebook.
I totally got off with my controler for my ps3. Soooo glad I ended up with that racing game for Christmas.
i should write a book entitled 'the joys of being sexually objectified'
It was like fucking a house. Down the chimney. That deep and empty.
I've woken up in some weird places in my lifetime, but never in a tent in my own garage.
Asking him not to sleep with other girls is like asking me not to have my period apparently
I'm on a no morals kick. That'll be 3 girls in 24 hours....ending 2011 with a bang
Also the McRib is back. Lets get high, dress like cowboys, and eat some McRibs.
So help my penis see only you. Give him some attention as well.
I plan on just grabbing someone's dick if I have to. They will know what's up. Why else do you go to a bar alone on valentines day?
When you pick me up at the airport, please have some sort of drugs on hand.
School starts Thursday. Don't fling yourself out of the car to throw up screaming "classy" before I park this time.
It's a new year.
I'm going to have to go for it. It's like Mt. Everest. It's large and unpredictable but I live for adventure and it's worth never coming back from. Mt. BigDick.
Thrres cinnamon everywgte. Plead cine get me
You’ll (maybe) appreciate that I picked at my ingrown hair again. Quarantine updates are getting BLEAK.
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