If God's watching us, we might as well be entertaining
I just opened a gallon of milk that is good through the 10th of January- I hope I can say the same for myself.
can we get together and have a vodka water gun fight? i need to get som intense excersise/alcohol
bleeding from the face, sitting in a shopping cart and holding a wad of ripped caution tape. what else would i be doing?
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you guys just sat there and simultaneously smoked bowls staring at each other... it was like a bowl off or something.
Go for it! You're young. Have fun. Be somebody's expensive hobby like Anastasia Steele.
He was on top and as he finished he yelled "I love gold" , so yeah I'm seeing him later tonight
Also, there's a guy walking around the kitchen in a shark onzie, and he just asked if we've ever smoked weed with a shark before. I'm dying
We were in bed, and he looked at me and asked if I'd be weirded out if he took his leg off. BEST.SEX.EVER.
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I think my biggest regret in life is not banging you in the science museum
There's nothing like when u really click with a stripper
She was crying and pulled the collar of her shirt up to blot the tears. And then she just kept her head there. And stopped crying. "My boobs are just too amazing for me to cry." her words not mine please help she's still in that position
Just broke into the basement of my house via my american red cross blood donor card. I officially save lives
Jarrod's passed out on the chair with a cup of milk and I've been staring him down in an attempt to use telepathy to make him spill it. Attempts unsuccessful.
I can't take 'get a man' advice from you. You'll stick your penis in a warm banana peel.
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