I was just about to go down on her when she gave herself a "smell check" and said "no, not today".
He came and then made the Jim Halpert face. does that say disappointment or what
While you were puking in the ocean I was rubbing your back saying "Just give it back to Mother Earth".
Are you seriously trying to guilt me into sending you naked pictures by saying "So I can look at them during dialysis" ?
Is it working?
Wait so they unscrewed the bathroom door to find you naked?
What would you do in exchange for having a girl eat a waffle house waffle off your body?
I was woken up at 4am by a stranger shaking my foot who said I looked like I needed a cigarette.
Wearing a french maid costume for Halloween sure did help me meet girls
Dude, they all thought you were gay.
Just casually ripping a bowl in the chicken coop, with the chickens. NBD
I'm keeping track of how many times I've said "Shhh, act like you're not naked." in my life. So far, 3 times.
We put a ban on pants at an unusually early point in the night.
As for the other mouse...I don't have any mouse traps so I put a Jell-O shot on the ground. Party hard little dude.
He listens to me complain and in return I send him naked pictures. It's a win win situation
We will discuss everything tomorrow i presume. Including the sweaty naked tango.
I have to touch the horse lube. :-(
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