i have the same doorman on the day shift as the guyi shacked with has on the night shift. he just laughed at me when i came home this AM. FML
Knee deep in strippers, everything is comped. will try hard to be there at 8. i promise.
jersey shore drinking game rules must be edited. almost died. how is it possible for a person to say guido that many times
She saved the condom from the first time we did it.
just had to shower sitting down. i hope this isn't an indicator of how the rest of my week is going to go.
Shes definitely an expert at this. Her happy hour goes from 4 to 11, then she starts drinking heavy. She also allots 15 minutes each hour for a pee/bj break
It's awesome, he has so much more free time now that he's not screwing other girls behind my back
Some guy offered you 100 bucks last night to suck your toes. I had to drag you away while you were yelling at me, "Stop money cock blocking me!"
That's just where I'm at in my life.
there is vomit in the pocket of my dress coat. i remember thinking "this is a weird place to puke" at some point in the evening, but i dont understand how i did this.
Did we smoke in a portapotty last night? And if so, do you think the brown stuff covering my body is actually dirt?
I tried to break it off with the married one. He offered to pay off my car.
The side bitch struggle is real.
seriously considering getting an electric blanket rather than sleeping with guys this winter for warmth.
I got arrested in a leprechaun onesie
She had a toddler. It threw up and then some guy said party foul and put it on the porch. Going back next Friday.
They got skeletons in the booths to enforce social distancing.
Thought they were weekend at berniesing that shit at first.
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