In the future we'll all be gay
there are way too many $1s in my wallet for last night to have been 'tame'
he called you a drunk bob the builder and you proceeded to explain how you were going to build ramps throughout the house
I think you blew our chances when you yelled "YOU SLUTS COMING TO THE TITTIE BAR?" in their face
speaking of graduation plans, i'm blacked out eating sausage
I think I'll bring the beer we scavenged from that other party. What goes around comes around, especially when it's Corona because that shit is not staying in my fridge
I've honestly never felt so much emotion towards a wall
Even dream me is a champ at smoking weed
Yeah that doesn't involve enough booze, count me out
He was talking up his golf swing like other guys talk up their dick. Is this adult dating or just another flavour of douchery?
What part of don't open in front of your kids didn't you understand? Astroglide, magnums, fuzzy handcuffs and a blindfold are going to be hard to explain as friends presents.
Lets just say my thoughts when getting dressed this morning was "vagina friendly" options
He sent me a dick pic, and it had smeared lipstick on it. So I sent him the pic of my tit with the hickey ring your brother gave me.
Do NOT approach him. He has sex with everything. LITERALLY everything, and I DO mean everything. He's so horny we once caught him with his dick in a pumpkin. A legitimate honest to God pumpkin that he bored a hole in
dude. that's the chick that BIT MY DICK. it doesn't matter how hot you think she is, trust me man.
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