you still trying to smash that chick?
it's a losing battle and she kinda sucks. been busy with school so not getting midweek drunk - she's nearly unbearable sober
Maybe if you date her you can take a dump on her
so he stopped for a second, looked up at me and said in a really creepy voice, "I can has cheeseburger?" and then went back to eating me out.
its whatevr the fuvk you could ever want is wht it is. i dont wanna read. literacy? overated in my opinion. overated.
Dude I need help. What word is complimentary, but sounds like "chunky"?
please dont make me drink to the titanic soundtrack
they were fucking between cars in the parking lot and everyone was cheering at them.
Made dad pull of the highway twice on the way home so I could puke. Yeah i'd say we ended the semester well.
I caved man... I fucked her so vigorously, desperately trying to correct her wonky eye. My determination was relentless.
You are a terrible person.
I just try to be optimistic...
When he saw my tits he said "wow you should be proud.
It is not if she takes a guy home Karaoke night. It is how many.
I ate icecream cake off your tits for my birthday, if that's not love I don't know what is.
You know you turned your life around when your drunk eating salad at 3 am on a Friday night
Your cousin just directly asked you for nudes
Beer Olympics must happen in honor of the legit Olympics.
Randomize
