I wanna go to beed woth a nboy
She was so loose she sounded like a jar of salsa. I didn't know that was even possible.
oh but the power of the cock will take you to places you never been..i flew to hawaii once to sleep witha chick
She put up a picture of her grandmother on facebook, looks like the lazy eye runs in the family
He said he wanted to have butt sex with me and curl up with me after and just be near me. Then he passed out.
the back of my hand read, "say no to drugs." my palm read, "say yes to shots." when the fuck did I write that?
He came over drunk in a speedo i told him he has my vote he said who are you voting for when i said obama he took off running and shouting i was worthless like an empty beer can
I did not appreciate your texts about spanking at 3'o'clock this morning.
his daughter has his phone and goesss ohhh boobies and shows me a picture of my own tits...
Dressing as mugato from zoolander Halloween you may want to be the hand model. We can get you a fish bowl filled with Clementine Vodka and soda you can put your hand in.
Only ESPN could find the two ugly girls from a school in Florida
I get off at 11. but they've been letting me go early cuz I've been crying a lot
I shit you not. Dude complemented me for being meme savvy. You could drown a toddler in my panties right now.
Rock bottom: having sex rejected while your boyfriend talks in his sleep as you stuff your face with Girl Scout cookies
I'm so sorry to hear about your grandmother. Also how many grams are in an eighth?
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