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• (207): View more from Maine

  life is all about the fine print - all i wanted was a fucking pony.

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• (314): View more from Missouri

  I drank myself into bisexuality again.

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• (775): View more from Nevada

  I can't tell if your life is amazing or needs reevaluation when "did I get hit with a nightstick" is a legitimate question.

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• (951): View more from California

  DO IT, or I'll send you pictures of my hickey to remind you of your loneliness

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• (330): View more from Ohio

  I have a 16 minute video of you talking about your life. We are calling it your Anthology sponsored by Steel Reserve

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• (631): View more from New York

  After what I experienced at 6am this morning, all I can say is chew your noodles thoroughly.

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• (518): View more from New York

  Let us bow our heads and pray that I don't throw up in the tub

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• (740): View more from Ohio

  The old guy next door tried to get me to go to his apartment for shots formoonshine. =-0

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  If that weren't so sketchy I would encourage it

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  Yeah it was almost as sketchy as a white panel van pulling up offering candy

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• (203): View more from Connecticut

  Just saw a rice crispy commercial and got emotional. I need to go home.

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  19 Of The Creepiest (Most Inexplicable) Things People Experienced

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• (312): View more from Illinois

  Pennsylvania now holds the distinct honor of being the third state I've crapped my pants in.

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• (318): View more from Louisiana

  How did you tell her we met?

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  I told her that we met at the sex shop down the street, I thought it would be the most reasonable explanation.

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• (561): View more from Florida

  Do you think this 2 hour Amazon delivery thing works on vibrators? Cause that would be clutch

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• (604): View more from British Columbia

  Chasing down vodka with apple juice and crying. Alone.

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• (917): View more from New York City

  My sinuses still burn from snorting red wine last night.

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• (231): View more from Michigan

  Just imagine a dick squawking like a parrot

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