no, i dont want the owner to like me bc i dedazzled my vagina
She was asian and in a relationship... my two weaknesses
yeah, and then after the convo was clearly over, my dad decides to scream "SIZE MATTERS" just to make things even more uncomfortable.
I just can't bring boyfriends home.
i was taking the test and had to adjust my boner and my teacher thought i was cheating or something
he told her to call him "Frog Legs" and she still fucked him and not you.
She didn't talk for 45 minutes. We finally convinced her to open her mouth. There was a flower in there.
Apparently you can legally be topless in Boulder, CO. Get on it.
Where are you? This girl fell on a baby. She is just gone. Please Hurry
Dude. She just shit herself.
Doctor just prescribed me 20mg Ritalin 3 times a day. It's becoming the "grain and oats" section of my food triangle.
Just so you know swallowing does not help chest colds. Your Phd can suck my dick
Guess what I'm doing tonight? Tacos and strip chess.
I think snapchat is trying to tell you something. It's saying your boobs were meant to be seen by his family.
I would reevaluate a bf who is happy with other guys doing me.
Help. I am eating nachos. But I'm with some guy. I need help. I don't know where I am. The nachos were so good. I'll bring them but help me.
He had a clap on lamp. So every time he was ramming into me, the lights kept turning on and off