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• (619): View more from California

  wtf someone played my fucking brickbreaker games and lost i had ten fucking lives. ughhh

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  maybe you did when you were drunk

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  no way, i wasn't THAT drunk.

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• (812): View more from Indiana

  she looks like someone took a bunch of spare parts and glued them all on one face. it's quite horrifying.

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• (651): View more from Minnesota

  I kinda knew it wasnt going to pan out when he would rather watch how i met your mother ON TIVO than fuck me......

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• (814): View more from Pennsylvania

  I don't think its a good idea if I moon a whole bar again

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• (512): View more from Texas

  Just had to return the shit I stole from the dining hall, with everyone watching...apparently there ARE consequences for being drunk, coked up and belligerent.

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• (301): View more from Maryland

  so the good news is that i can't possibly burn my eyelashes off tonight at the bbq.

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• (828): View more from North Carolina

  and lets be real... who can blow a middle school class's sunday school teacher and keep a straight face ever again? NOBODY.

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• (+44): View more from United Kingdom

  Literally everyone in the bar was absolutely hammered out of their minds. I swear I even saw the bartender swigging jd when he thought no one was looking. And there was me thinking Britain was the booziest nation in the world.

  (303): View more from Colorado

  Welcome to America. You're gonna love it.

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• (778): View more from British Columbia

  On my way, five mins. Is the line long? Do you think they will they hold a pumpkin at coat check?

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• (301): View more from Maryland

  I'm a sociology major remember

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  Well that and comm

  (479): View more from Arkansas

  Basically you majored in how to get laid

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• (847): View more from Illinois

  I woke up on a boat next to an extremely attractive man wearing nothing but a life jacket. Neither one of us owns a boat...

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• (920): View more from Wisconsin

  I can only get day drunk because of my medicine now, so... There's that

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• (703): View more from Virginia

  I've reached the last of the wine in my cup so now I have to sit up in my bed to get it through the crazy straw

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• (306): View more from Saskatchewan

  That was just an endearing nickname I called you before. I'm not gonna call you a filthy slut now that you are one, I don't want to hurt your feelings.

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• (308): View more from Nebraska

  I'VE LOST MY DIGNITY, MY PRIDE, AND EVEN MY BOOTY CALL. HAPPY THANKSGIVING.

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