Think about all of the events that have led to this: me sitting in the back of my classroom drinking beer out of a taco bell cup, telling the teacher I have to leave early to go to an AA meeting.
you'll never believe how fucking awesome rain man is when you're stoned.
i ditched last period to have sex with him. i had to change into my skank clothes in the church parking lot. little kids were on the swings.
nothing about this is right.
She gave me a bj in her parent's kitchen while I ate the rest of her mom's birthday cake. Fuck. Yes.
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I'm pregnant just thinking about him.
I'm covered in pickle juice. Why do you people leave me alone?
By the way when you were super fucked up last night, you ate cat food and tried to tell me it was healthy for you
I mean you can't really blame him. He's named after whiskey and I don't get along with pants.
It's 4/20 of course I'm going to smoke in the portapotty and be ripped outta my mind at the lung cancer walk.
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I promised him we could have sex if he would let me take him to the hospital to get stitches.
He spelled Steven with "ph", needless to say my nose was almost bleeding from the amount of axe he was wearing.
I have to shave my legs first. I'm afraid tiny woodland creatures will fly out if he tries touches them.
i survived drinking for 24 hours, an 8 ball of cocaine and a threesome. I think you can handle moving.
i am craving dick and cupcakes
I can't believe I watched you put a tampon in in the parking garage