The two bassists just totally made out. I NEED MENNA'S RIGHT now.
office poll is still running 100% that Spencer Pratt is more disturbing than David Carradine's death
and she's shaped like a lego person so that's not happening
He said he wanted to have kids with me so they could grow up to be professional linebackers. Not. A. Complient.
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the last time i saw him was an hour he was floating face down in a pool... but i'm sure he's fine.
He left with a pair of dress shoes, some goggles, and a shot glass. I think we should follow him.
OMG HE JUST PUKED WITH THE DOOR OPEN WHILE DRIVING ON THE ROAD AND OMG WE NEED TO CHAT BUT NOT ATM CAUSE THERES PUKE ON MY PHONE
Just picture a dyson vacuum with razor blades. That's how it felt.
for future reference mormans are hard to crack but they give fucking amazing hand jobs.
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You kept me hostage in your driveway until you got your point across that alaska has warm weather
Found my other fake eyelash. In a condom wrapper...
Starting the weekend with a pair of pants on which the zipper wont stay up. Is this a sign of things to come??
Before he comes over remember the house standards. Ask yourself "will he stalk my sister or myself in the future?". If the answer is yes, then no, he isn't allowed.
I was supposed to go on a date tonight but I cancelled because I found out the Lizzie McGuire movie is on Netflix.
She was hammered and showed her gay best mate a pic of my cock, his response was "I fucked the wrong brother"
On a side note apparently my brother is gay