It was like my butthole was peeing. Felt comforting yet not fulfilling.
The drink u got me is pineapple something w. Cigarete ashes in it.ima drink it anyway
Getting high on the stoop of a brownstone in the middle oh harlem. Doesn't get much more hey arnold than this.
It's an acquired taste. Like keystone. Or caviar.
Some milfs here doing some blow
Dad?
You talked to that cop for like 15 minutes and when you got back, you told us you were "networking".
just got tipped $5 to put a barbie in a waffle cone and drip caramel sauce on it while a group of dudes cheered and one took pics. 90% sure they were sober
it will be an insanely irresponsible summer.the only things i plan on not doing are dying and getting pregnant.and even those are negotiable
its friday night, im aone in my apartment and eating 2 year expired canned fruit, naked. i'm not single or anything..
If you set your screensaver to be a slides show, make sure you remove dick pics first. This lesson 1 of living with your great aunt
Everytime I get drunk I wake up hugging the bag of bagels from three months ago
Her car is covered in frozen vomit, and she lost her iPhone. I'm also pretty sure I smoked crack last night. Rest in peace 2014.
No it's a real cult, with original ideas and shit like that
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its like you know when i get waxed
I can't take 'get a man' advice from you. You'll stick your penis in a warm banana peel.
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