Would you object to my putting the bidet video on my Facebook page? It;s awesome.
I'm at breakfast still drunk holding a blow up parrot
the truckdriver in the lane next to me just looked down and motorboated in my direction.
On a list of weird places to get a bj, how weird is in the basement of a pharmacy
She started to rub her ass on my shoulder and i instantly thought "i am going to get E. Coli"
This is part your fault too. Don't tell me your dishes are unbreakable and not expect me to prove you wrong.
He ended up walking out of his bedroom and told me to look at the nonexistent fire he was holding in his hand. Im upset I didn't take those shrooms.
Just because you put plan b in my Easter basket doesn't give you an excuse not to wear a condom.
We found you passed out clutching your purse. There was 16oz of unopened cheddar cheese inside. You just kept saying SALSA YES.
Should I tell him the real reason I was in the hospital, or should I just keep him thinking the side effect he thought was in for was allergy related, not I just miscarried the child I didn't know we were having?
We're 17 hours into a 3 day weekend, and he's already shitfaced. He fell of the dock TWICE and insisted on wearing a life jacket on dry land.
not now. havin a heart to heart with drunk fred flinstone
The number of times I have seen your cock and the number of times I have wanted to see your cock are different!
He went down on me for an hour and a half. He needs to get promoted more often.
I brought her cheeseburgers and tequila but she's still mad at me.
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