Grossest hangover story of 09: Puked in the bathtub. I was in it.
Dude, I'm in her bathroom and there's crab shampoo... is it worth the risk?
You're missing what this discovery implies... she's got a fucking bush.
I wish there were wingman of the year awards.
i may not always bang 16 year olds but when i do, i prefer hot ones
this is two weekends in a row I've been the pantsless girl at the party. I love my social life.
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I just witnessed two drunk midgets fighting over a graham cracker. I can die happy now.
When i look at that picture of him, i'm a little proud to be like yeah, his dick was in my mouth saturday no big deal.
I'm officially "accidentally set myself on fire" drunk
Puked in my laptop case in the middle of my nutrition class.
She passed out in his mom's bed and when we went to go get her she went 'no its cool I live here'.
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I don't get it. Why have babies when you can have vodka?
We could have mediocre awkward sex or mediocre stunted/awkward/uncomfortable banter. The possilities are relatively finite
You know its a good morning when you wake up with blonde hair extensions in your pocket. . .
That wasn't even sex. That was a fuckoning
...did you just create a word for what we did?
I just had a legitimate orgy. Wearing glowsticks.
It probably doesn't matter because I'm drunk...but I'm sorry for getting you drunk, having you almost lose your place to live, all your friends, permanently lose your liver functions, throwing up on my floor, losing virginity...etc...mostly I'm sorry for making you watch: cabin in the woods.
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