Yeah....I really appreciate it....I didn't even get it from hooking up....lame, atleast if a girl gets u sick when u r hooking up it was fun in its inception...
That's what you get when you play shuffleboard drunk.
hes a soccer player too.. you'd think he has better penis eye coordination
I feel so grown up. I just went to home depot to buy actual home improvement supplies instead of stuff to make a bong with.
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he said i was so drunk that i shared a urinal with him and we simultainiously peed
you also choked him out with your legs on the kitchen floor..
He spent 6 hours at the ER after crashing a motorcycle and still came to the bar, Ofcourse I went home with him. He's my hero.
Me too it's so nice. Debated studying out there but woulda been 90% babe-watching 5% flexing 3% studying and 2% talkin my boners down.
I feel like we shud celebrate your sisters homecoming by having sex in her room
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This chick had a microhand. Fucking, like, jerking off a baby carrot would make it look like corn.
If the ex isent in town and im crying under a table somewhere because of it can we go to a drag show or something
You thought there were zombies attacking us so you tried to tuck and roll out of a moving vehicle. Also you should consider wearing underwear
Fire trucks are here again. It wasn't me this time.
What is your friends name that I hooked up with? ....I think j found his credit card under my bed
Lets just say the phase, What a dick, has a whole new meaning at the urinals.
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